Una de las consecuencias del coronavirus

Ayuso pone en marcha un plan de teletrabajo para 35.000 funcionarios de Madrid por el coronavirus

La Consejería de Hacienda y Función Pública de la Comunidad de Madrid ha elaborado una resolución para establecer el teletrabajo en los empleados públicos por la crisis del coronavirus.

Fuente:  https://okdiario.com/espana/ayuso-pone-marcha-plan-teletrabajo-35-000-funcionarios-madrid-coronavirus-5296815

No acudir a la oficina supone un gran problema para el trabajador lameculos. Su modus operandi es más efectivo en las distancias cortas con su jefe y delante de sus compañeros. El confinamiento casero producido por el coronavirus le deja en una situación de debilidad absoluta.

La debilidad de actitud se vuelve debilidad de carácter.

Albert Einstein (1879-1955) Científico alemán nacionalizado estadounidense
La necesaria puesta en escena que precisa el lameculos para ser efectivo en sus propósitos necesita reinventarse en el entorno del teletrabajo. El lameculos se vale mucho de la kinésica de oficina para promocionar su excesiva carga de trabajo, su proactividad y creación de falsas alarmas donde aparece él como salvador.

El que quiere interesar a los demás tiene que provocarlos.

El teletrabajo se vale de dos herramientas principales: el teléfono móvil y el ordenador. El lameculos exprimirá al máximo ambas herramientas. Enviará correos electrónicos con copia a la humanidad, de extensión ultracorta y en pequeños intervalos. Así creará sensación de estar pendiente de todo y trabajando todo el día. Por supuesto no resolverá nada, como es habitual en él.

No me gusta el trabajo, a nadie le gusta; pero me gusta que, en el trabajo, tenga la ocasión de descubrirme a mí mismo.

Las llamadas telefónicas del lameculos serán de contra-control, es decir, llamar primero para que no te llamen cuando te viene mal que lo hagan, porque quieren dormir la siesta sin que nadie les moleste. El trabajo habitual del lameculos carece de contenido y se basa en el postureo. Sus llamadas telefónicas serán para preguntar si has revisado el trabajo que tienes pendiente, más allá de saber qué llevas entre manos y qué problemas te perturban.

Los problemas son oportunidades para demostrar lo que se sabe.

Duke Ellington (1899-1974) Compositor y músico de jazz estadounidense
En la situación actual de confinamiento en casa, los que tenemos la suerte de poder practicar el teletrabajo sabemos que es temporal por desgracia: el lameculos va a salir indemne. Si la situación se prolongara en el tiempo no sólo desaparecería el coronavirus, sino también el lameculos. Por eso, una de las primeras consecuencias del coronavirus en el corto plazo es que el lameculos, sabiendo que puede desvelarse, tratará de reinventarse, igual que un virus. Entonces no se sabe qué es peor, si el remedio o la enfermedad.

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